Sex with benefits

I have come to realize that I
Am one of the few creatures that can actually handle a friends with benefits arrangement but it is you dumb boys with your dumb emotions who fuck it up.

Here is the problem… My priorities right now have nothing to do with being in a relationship. I really cannot handle complicated at this point in my life. I’m still trying to figure out what I want and how I am going to get it. Also if I were wanting to date, my standards are so ridiculously high or rather just very specific, that it makes an already small dating pool just downright minuscule. The odds of me finding a dating partner that meets my criteria who also lives in my immediate vicinity who also feels that I meet his criteria and is also single… Well the odds of finding love at this point are ever NOT in my favor. Lol. And since I’m
Not a slut who can just randomly get drunk and throw my cat at the nearest male, the one-night-stand rout just isn’t for me…I like to have a very clear agreement on expectations in ANY relationship, things need to be defined. This has led me to one conclusion: if I’m ever going to have sex again in the near future I need to have a friend with benefits. I just have no use for a relationship but I’m really craving more physical interaction. I have all the emotional support I can stand from friends both male and female but I need some uncomplicated, uncommitted, red-hot sex.